"Your hormone and neurotransmitter levels indicate that you are experiencing mood swings, common in adolescence. Diagnosis: puberty."

"No one knows... no one but you."

"I'm Catholic, which is the best of all the religions."

"You've always confused love with admiration."

"There are no two words in the English language more harmful than 'good job.'"

"They crushed our dreams... hilarious!"

Now that blockbuster filmmaking has entered the age of shared universes, homogenization, and focus group tested sameness, I can't bring myself to care about any of the big movies I've seen in the past few months.

"I told you this day was cursed."

Over the past two years, a lot of trailers have come out that looked phenomenal, but then the films themselves turned out to be disappointing at best and flat out awful at worst.

"Demons can sometimes use objects as a conduit to achieve their desired goal."